WTH?

Get this....this really happened. I log into Myspace and there's always some lovely ad banner across the top telling me I'm fat or wrinkled or lumpy or bumpy or need to know the name of my soul mate or something. Yeah, whatever.


But LAST NIGHT, when I logged in, sitting on the sofa with M&M's IN MY 43 YR OLD HAND.....THIS banner shows up. After I hacked up a handful of M&M's that lodged in my throat....I just stared at it. WTH? It was one of those moments like on Blue Collar Comedy where Ron White talks about sitting naked in a bean bag chair, eating cheetoes, when a televangelist comes on tv and says, 'are you naked, sitting in a bean-bag chair, eating cheetoes..."

So, wow, I guess "Big Brother" REALLY IS watching! lol