Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Your Pusher

DO NOT LEAVE PUSHER IN OVEN! Apparently, you can leave your pimp, your hooker, your bartender or your bookie in the oven but NOT your DRUG SUPPLIER! It's okay for them to be "half baked" but FULLY BAKED is not so good. Who knew?? Learn something new every day.

Yes, I AM well acquainted with that fine line between sanity and insanity, thank you very much. But I don't suffer from it, I enjoy every minute. :-) Well, maybe not the part where I'm sleep deprived and think someone is trying to open the front door in the middle of the night. Did I mention that my new "bedroom" is in the living room of this new house? Very interesting, indeed. It's a small house with 3 small bedrooms (not complaining AT ALL, I am VERY grateful for this house) and we have an odd gender/age mix with the 4 kids, as far as sharing a room goes. So I got the living room. You walk in the front door, into the foyer, straight ahead through a doorway is the den but when you look to the room on the right, well, there's a big ole 4 poster bed. Yeah, the joke amongst friends is that I'm a "work-at-home hooker". It DOES combine my 2 favorite passions...... sex and homemaking...... now if I could just figure out how to work digital design in there........ Yes, I know my Christian sisters are praying for me right now for my "coarse jesting". lol But ya know, if I don't laugh, I cry. And the way these past few months have been, I can't afford to get too close to the edge. A big gust of wind will come by and **SWOOSH** knock me right on my keister or over the edge. It's happened before (yes, recently even). I confess that I fall short in being who God is trying to make me be.

So here's to God delivering me from my falling shorts. Ha ha (omg, where did I hear that.....from back in the day....Larry somebody....Ang, I KNOW you have got to know who I'm talking about).

7 comments:

Stacey said...

LOL, entertaining post.

Anonymous said...

You make me chuckle out loud! Loved your post. xoxo

Lorilee Guenter said...

Sanity or insanity, sometimes we need a good laugh to maintain the sanity and keep going. Thanks for sharing this with us and letting us share in the chuckle with you.

movefearlessly said...

oh my dear - i just wanna give you a big hug. yep, laugh or cry - and sometimes crying takes too much energy.

love the new look of the blog!

HolisticHealthatHomeLLC said...

Sometimes laughter is the best medicine.. am merry heart doeth good like a medicine!

Angie said...

LARRY BRYANT???? Infamous singer of "Shopping list?"

I googled it. I'm such a dork.

I love you.

Julie Southern (Studio Sherwood) said...

Life isn't worth living if we can't find SOMETHING to laugh at at least every once in a while...